Monday, May 19, 2008

Where Can I Buy Razorblades

It Runs in the family .. .

Recently Naddin of the lyrics by Coldplay
Subba song, great band ... but throws at me again and again the old question ...

How the hell can only be called his child Apple? The whole name is already not easy from his lips - Apple Blythe Alison Martin ... But Apple?
Did Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow ne verbal agreement with Steve Jobs ? Or they get to the end of her each year a new Ipod? I think she is pretty loaded be named ... Let's say she is taking a few of the ways is intended for children, the artists ... she is getting fat ... then they will only be called Big Apple ... Children and the tabloid press can be mean ... Or when times emerges a picture of her where s really celebrating in a few years ago, it quickly from the little Apple Martin quickly Apple Martini ...


The baby of Britney Spears is Sean Preston Preston ... .. Well that's still me a little reminiscent of Preston Lacey, the thicknesses of Jackass ...


Otherwise ... Victoria Beckham, formerly known as Posh Spice, is called their children Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz ... Brooklyn, because she claims to find there that she is pregnant ... thankfully was not in New Mexico or Tokyo or Hintertupfingen ... What, then, to Romeo? Was conceived in an Alpha Romeo? I doubt that the Beckhams drive such a car never mind ... .. well, just forget it and Cruz ...? Does indeed cross the German or Cross to English ... Hmm ... According BBC and wife Lola Oria, a English teacher in Oxford (yes I, I, too, my sources;)) is a frequent last name, but rather no first name ... "Actually it is an old-fashioned girl's name. It's quite a funny thing that inflict a little boy. " Well, whatever.

Christina Aguilera's baby has still nen normal first name, Max Liron ... but second is ... well, the stress may be yes. Second names are rarely used anyway.

Brangelina calls her children to a Shiloh. According to Wiki may belong either to the biblical person "Shiloh" is mentioned in Jacob's blessings, significance is unclear. Since we are the child of Angelina Jolie (Shiloh Jolie ... present I find the first to ... say that three times fast after two Apple Martini ...) want to represent no insignificance, we also have the biblical city of Shiloh for selection (in the Old northern kingdom of Israel, today for Chribet Selun all geographers among us), or the Battle of Shiloh . The was in 1862 in Tennessee, North against Southern States (who were now once again the Yankees?). The Union lost a 13 047 soldiers, the Confederacy 10 699 men, it was the costliest battle of the American Civil War. That's worse than meaningless Shiloh ... this is also common. So .. hmm .. Shiloh can be so out search at any time ... even then we still have
Zahara ... well .. foreign name ... well ... interesting would be whether the prior to their adoption for that was (then so is everything okay, or whether Angelina has chosen this.) then of course, Maddox, the name I find really really cool. And then ... Peace. Peace ... hmm naja ... is now sometimes very value-free ... grants determined they are cute when adjust Pax and Cruz Beckham children with their characters, the battle of Shiloh ...
Brangelina gets so now twins ... I hope those are not names that the successive matched, as ... Romulus and Remus, Cain and Abel or Pollux and Castor or Paris and Nicky ... eh?


I think Bob Geldof beats all hands down. His oldest daughter is Fifi Trixi Belle (no joke present), its mean and also .. easy ... to the drug traces of Kate Moss, model and 50% of the DJ-duo "The Trash Pussies" ... you can not blame her, with the name: Peaches Geldof Blossom Honey. Another child is named Pixie Frou Frou (band bit is the affine gaaaar ned, neee) Her half sister is called Tiger Lily. Surely this can make ned ... just imagine, you have to write NEN CV and it says in there Tiger Lily Geldof Bob Geldof ... So really NEN buck shot ... the poor ... I'm really sorry ... when times Peaches and Apple about the houses draw, there's fruit salad, or what?

I think the only reasonable explanation is true, that all ... Artists, musicians, actors, singers (with Britney can argue about it). And artists need to be creative.
To all of the dialogue between Til Schweiger (children aspect: Valentin Florian, Luna Marie, Lilli Camille and Emma Tiger ... hoi, even a Tiger ... well, except wife is American, there will be forgiven a lot) of a small girl from one of the best films describe the last years:

"What's your name?" - "Cheyenne Blue" - "This is but a funny name" - "My mom is an actress who can give their children no real name."

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